Ancient Art of the Wat Pho Thai Penis Massage - Part II

so - was talking last night with the wife, and the subject of penis massages came up (not like that - it was a general discusion).
she was talking to her work colleagues on the subject at lunch, and apparently, eveerybody, everywhere gets offered the penis massage bit as part of a massage in bangkok (well, obviously only guys). all of the guys said they thought the same thing -at first - that it was a non-sexual thing, a genuine art of relaxing the penis..
and get this - apparently there IS an ancient art of the penis massage - it supposedly is a non-sexual and extremely theraputic thing that has ben practiced for centuries...
BUT - it is apparently a very difficult technique, and the only masseusses really qualified to do it are - old women - grandmas! so if you want a really unique experience - you need to get an old thai woman to massage your penis...
i'm not sure if i'm fascinated or not...
ask me again in thirty years...