Big Erection in Australia

there's a big erection in australia this weekend.
i call it an erection 'cos i live in asia, and they always get their "l"s and "r"s mixed up, and also 'cos it's just a bunch of cocks trying to fuck the people! 'scuse the language, but that's how it makes me feel.
i haven't been in australia for a big national erection since 1988 or so...i last voted from england in 1993! so i guess i'm partly to blame for the whole thing. last erection i was determined to vote, but i was very, very hung over. this time i went to bed early last night and didn't drink...gonna nip down to the embassy and vote today...won't make a difference, my local seat is safe labour party...
i just hope that in this erection, we get a new cock to run the country, not so much 'cos i like him or his party, but just so that maybe we can say that we object to stupid dubya...i hope Kerry wins for the same reason. it may not be good for the country in our case, but maybe, just maybe, it might make a little bit of difference in the world. maybe, just maybe, i can go back to being proud to be australian. is that too much to hope for?
from

www.smh.com.au

Tuesday, September 28, 2004 Illustration: Alan Moir